What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
