We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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