Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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