Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
