I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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