....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wish you could order shots online.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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