I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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