Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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