My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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