ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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