I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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