His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
no, he came in my armpit
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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