When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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