isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize