He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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