Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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