Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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