Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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