I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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