As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Randomize
