Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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