you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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