Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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