Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He passed out mid-signature
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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