Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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