We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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