I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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