I love black thongs
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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