i barfeds in our rink
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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