I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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