GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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