I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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