They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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