My brain says no but my pants say off.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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