Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
we made out on top of his cat.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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