Pappa wants mamma naked
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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