have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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