I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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