And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
