I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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