sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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