I looked at my own cervix.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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