my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The air was thick with penises
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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