Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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