I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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