Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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