he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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