Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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