margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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