Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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