Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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