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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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