We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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