Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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