he thought i was a dude.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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