VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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