it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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