At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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